Not like anyone is reading this anyway.
I was able to sarcastically comment on all my rooms except for this one.
Drat. I can't think of a sarcastic comment for this.
It's like some Downton Abbey-level shit.
You can never have too many pillows! Oh wait, never mind.
When you want to pretend you're eco-friendly.
They're gonna need bigger curtains.
Don't sue me.
Think of how many trees died to make this room!
It's economically infeasible!
The floors look slippery.
The great thing about is that you can trip in the middle of the night and fall into the water!